Lunch menu

 

Booger Burger Menu

Please circle/rectangle/highlight/lowlight which toppings you would like for me to literally throw onto your burger?!

·       Slowly roasted stallion with a catchphrase

·       Mayo (aioli)

·       Extremely ill-conceived beef wellington

·       Catsup

·       Ancient dry-aged ribeye cooked by the power of Grayskull

·       Mustard

·       Underfed sheep kickers in a red cheese fiasco

·       Lattice

·       Tomatoe

·       Grilled onions

·       Stunned, but still alive wallaby

·       Pickles

·       Bittersweet chicken lungs with Michael’s blessing

·       Wrestling salt (salt collected from wrestlers)

·       Cheese

·       Full branzino that is semi-unconscious, guaranteed to awaken mid meal

·       Turducken

·       Haggis (includes turducken)

·       Bone-in Spanish daughter in Manchester curry

·       Full carafe with piping hot warm and brown

While she was sleeping...

Kyaiden that's ridiculous

On the banksketball.

Behind them.

That looks really cute.

I don't think you guys realize. 

We have to figure it how to get through to her.

Okay, I think we're all good. Any questions?

Did you ask me for spicy water?

Brilliant ideers

.1 Create blog for brilliant ideas
.2 Magnus and Vidro
.3 Shirt ( I forgot the idea!)
.4 Pandora drinking
.5 Most dangerous restaurant ever
.6 VR handstuff
.7 Android App - accelerometer/gamevector
.8 Josie and the meat scraps
.9 Spyrograph Bar table shots

Dark Souls

Explody McFiredick - Flamelurker

Shit Michael Says

"I'm a senior dev manager"
"London to Tehran(3400 mi) is the same distance as Austin to San Diego(1400 mi). It is weird that Europe gas is so expensive. People forget that Europe is a very small place."
"For Loops in Javascript are really bad."

Words Of The Masses

Versatality
Submerse

The second time around

Sitcom.

The second time around,
Cheesy sitcom music.

Ninja security guard action rolls and puts ticket on car in parking limbo.