Booger Burger Menu
Please circle/rectangle/highlight/lowlight which toppings you would like for me to literally throw onto your burger?!
· Slowly roasted stallion with a catchphrase
· Mayo (aioli)
· Extremely ill-conceived beef wellington
· Catsup
· Ancient dry-aged ribeye cooked by the power of Grayskull
· Mustard
· Underfed sheep kickers in a red cheese fiasco
· Lattice
· Tomatoe
· Grilled onions
· Stunned, but still alive wallaby
· Pickles
· Bittersweet chicken lungs with Michael’s blessing
· Wrestling salt (salt collected from wrestlers)
· Cheese
· Full branzino that is semi-unconscious, guaranteed to awaken mid meal
· Turducken
· Haggis (includes turducken)
· Bone-in Spanish daughter in Manchester curry
· Full carafe with piping hot warm and brown
