"Put a real brown recluse in the ticket."
"You sound like a freakin' hyena eatin' that thing."
"I wonder how it would feel to throw your own arm."
"I think at least one person in the world has experienced number two."
"Like a top bottom?"
"My butthole is a freakin' wreck."
"Is that what we just did? Anger carbo-loaded?"
"Four babies and a machete."
"Pokemon STDs: gotta catch em all."
"I like crusty French butts"
"She gave me the 'I'm a lesbian' eyes."
"You have like three cocks."
"I'm torn between grandma and my sex life."
"I accept payment in the form of cash and flesh."
"You know what we need to do?! Fuck!"
"Look! A bean ship!"
"It's about Goddamn time!"
"Aren't mid shit sharts the worst?"
"I'm two inches away from being satisfied."
"He started the bowl movement"
"Owl Shwarzennegger"
"It smells hot"
"Don't rub against people when they're fighting final bosses!"
"You know what they say, kill two lockers with one lock. "
"Once you go into the crack you have to wash."
"The Punkel is better than the Dunkel."
"I saw Heidi's Klum."
"You just have to purp."
"I have to fertilize the lime tree. Half human half tree."
"You can only burn a bridge once. Then it's not water under the bridge, it's just water."
- ancient Chinese proverb
So many butt poundings going on.
"The worst part so far today, was when I drank my coffee and the meat chunk went into my mouth."
